The Imperfect Android

I am a white, mostly-abled, mostly-cis, heterosexual woman in the South. I post mainly about books, food, cats, stars, puns, and (in)justice.


If a post is ever tagged with "only an ally", it is a post that I wish to be shared with more people but concerns a community of which I am not a part. I do not intend to distance myself from that community, but rather to say that I am not a representative of the community and that the community should not be judged by any of my actions.

If you are part of any community of which I am not a part, and I do or say something that is offensive to you and/or that community, I promise that I would want to know.

Anon asks are always active.

e-brat:

coffee—queen:

royeah:

mastermbf:

Place.

This angers me to the point where I want to punch someone in the face

this is 100% the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even make sense???

"a real woman" aka the carbon copy of the way women are socialized to be/falling into every gender role and stereotype/submissive and silent

im 100000000% sure this was created by a man

The entire Tumblr page this came from looks like it was made by a man. It is some kind of shit.

Would a woman really post porn of just female nudes, barely showing the guy if there is one at all, if in “her” bio it mentions that she wants a husband and to be a “submissive wife” (therefore claiming heterosexuality)? It’s a lot more likely that she would want pictures of the man being dominant in addition to the woman being submissive (actually, more pictures of the man, right?)

I mean, yeah, it’s possible. But I’m betting it’s not possible enough to be reality. Totes by a dude.

Watching Don Jon for, apparently, more reasons to hate real-life men.

Ever since my neighbor came over and creeped me the fuck out (almost two months ago???), I have been on high alert staying home alone. Taking a shower makes me panic because while I’m in there he could have gotten in and I wouldn’t have known it because of the sound of the water.

I’m home alone right now, and one of the many closet doors in this apartment must have popped open on its own, but just in case it wasn’t an inanimate mystery, I’ve been doing the spy walk around the apartment (keeping my back to the wall, frequently looking ahead and behind and checking out every corner for potential baddies) and carrying my cell phone (often with the numbers 9-1-1 already typed out) and something that could be used as a weapon (a fork or a glass I can shatter) at all times. 

I hate this. Why do dudes have to be scary and creepy? Why do they have to take over otherwise safe spaces? This is my home…

pearl-jelly:

"Women seem wicked when you’re not wanted" is my favorite Doors line because Jim Morrison explained the "friendzone" in one line way back in 1967.

(For those looking up the lyrics, it’s technically “Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted”.)

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Reblog if you actually owned a walkman at some point in time

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First generation, baby.

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Can’t not be truthful. Used it every day on the bus to and from middle school.

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littlemammal:

thank you, Straight Allies Of The Gays, for all the support you show us by

  • not killing any gay people
  • not punching any gay people
  • not insulting any gay people
  • reblogging pics of neil patrick harris
  • shipping Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers, and Tony Stark
  • going to gay pride…

suck-err:

riverplants:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

You don’t need to have a dog, everyone just reblog this maybe ok yes

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My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

My Neighbor Totoro (1988)

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whatareyoureallyafraidof:

The truth is, the only people who affect the “sanctity” of your marriage are you and your spouse. The couple next door — whatever their gender composition — doesn’t change your commitment. And, couples across the street, across town, or across the country have absolutely no control over the strength and validity of your marriage! So, what are you really afraid of?

whatareyoureallyafraidof:

The truth is, the only people who affect the “sanctity” of your marriage are you and your spouse. The couple next door — whatever their gender composition — doesn’t change your commitment. And, couples across the street, across town, or across the country have absolutely no control over the strength and validity of your marriage!

So, what are you really afraid of?

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20863:

Hello Everyone!

I’m Mena White and I’m in need of a bit of help from y’all right now. Basically the situation is that I had to leave my dad’s abusive home for my safety and mental wellbeing. I did not really want to talk about it online very much because its this whole dramatic thing and nothing I want to stress my dear followers over but now I’ve run into a little issue. Although I have a place to stay, I need to be able to pay them in order to continue to stay here and I also need to be saving in order to go back to school. I have a job right now but with the low wage and low hours, its not enough to cover the cost of staying here or saving. I need another job but its impossible to find one because I don’t have the best transportation. I need a car.

WHAT I NEED

In order to get a car that is reliable I am asking y’all to help me out. I made a indiegogo account which can be reached here and anything you contribute helps me a ton! 

WHAT YOU WANT

I racked my brain and came up with these services and products I can give you in return for helping me so much:

$10 your very own handwritten note by me!

$25 A goodie bag filled with homemade lollipops and a handwritten letter by me!

$30 A specially made mixed CD with twenty songs I think you’ll like, plus a handwritten letter

$35 Any paper/essay/story/poem of your choosing proofread by me!

I realize everyone can’t contribute but positive thoughts sent my way and signal boosting would help me so much! Thank you!!! Thank you!! Thank you!!!!

In case you didn’t see it before here is the link again!

SIGNAL BOOST

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